severe acute nocockin

A temporary mental condition caused by going long periods of time without receiving cock.

I’ve been suffering from severe acute nocockin for over two weeks. If I don’t get laid soon I’m gonna snap.

by Red Reuter February 23, 2022

severe acute small dick syndrome

Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS

Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome

Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass

by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023

pak die chickie van achter

kanker, a Dutch Hip-Hop song by 7sidebaby. It got famous because of meme accounts on instagram, and if you yell 'pak die chickie van achter' (which means 'grab that girl from behind') on a dutch school people will automaticly say kanker (which means cancer)

Person: pak die chickie van achter
everybody in a dutch school: kanker

by lil bodyfluids October 16, 2019

Erm, achtually?

A misspelling of "um, actually?", an internet joke commonly said to mimic and mock people who correct others.

"No, it's not 'your' its 'you're'!" They replied to a comment on youtube.

Another user replied "erm, ACHTUALLY?"

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