Abe Lincolnbeard

A young white male in his early 20's who wears a thin beard across his jawline. This individual will also sport bling, tattoos, and sports jerseys, and act in the same manner as young African American men of the same age.
See Also: Wigger

There were a bunch of Abe Lincolnbeards hanging out at the 7-11.

by Johnny Teflon December 16, 2010

Ab/Ap

Short way to say " American beauty, American psycho". Fall out boy's newest album

"Ab/Ap Has a ton of great songs! I love it"

by Notapsycho April 15, 2015

"Abe Lincoln"

Prior to ejaculation, the abe lincolnist spits on his partners back to mislead him/her into thinking that the act of releasing sperm has occured. BUT when the abe lincolnee turns around, he/she is met with a conscious-terminating punch in the face. The abe lincolnist, penis in hand, truly finishes the act on the victim's face. The sperm is then polished erotically over the lower part of the face. The hair of the dupe is then viciously chopped off and smeared onto the sperm skin to create the Abe Lincoln sex beard. (Hat is optional)

"Hey Mary whatcha doin with an "Abe Lincoln" on?! Its 4 oclock in the day and we're in church!"

"Ow Darn Chuck just abe lincolned me again last night!"

by Kauf Orchard October 17, 2007

washboard abs

another term for Park Jimin's abs

Ooooh look at Jimin's washboard abs

by jiminhasjamsandihaveproof August 16, 2017

Ab Nada

A thing or activity that is with out exception non existent. Short for absolutely nothing.

Question: What is there to do at your grandma's house?

Answer: Ab nada!

by Tucker Maile October 14, 2008

ab-tastic

Someone with sexxi abs!!

Mark is sooooo ab-tastic!!

by Katoni June 21, 2007

ab-edder

One who is duped into the teachings of abstinence-based sex ed. Some beliefs include the notion that oral/anal sex isn't really sex, that the human body is something to be ashamed of, that condoms cause cancer, that you can get pregnant by petting, that half of all gay teens have AIDS, that AIDS can be spread through tears, and the studies that show how ab-ed fails to curb teen pregnancy rates either don't exist, or are part of the evil liberal media conspiracy. Often self-righteous, holier-than-thou.

My friend told me that when she got married, her ab-edder friends wouldn't let her wear a white dress because it "symbolized purity" and she wasn't a virgin. I said she should've slapped their arrogant bitch asses.

by Genetic_Mishap April 22, 2006