If you have a Robert nearby, be sure to say congratulations. He is smart, sexy, and buff. He is like a GOD. If you make friends with him, it will bring great rewards. Roberts are TOTALLY AWESOME.
by SexyGuy May 27, 2013
Get the Robertmug. by Hdbsjdjfjd February 17, 2017
Get the Robertmug. A guy who likes to watch cheese , the fosters home of imaginary friends kid. Usually jacks off to myth busters while attacking a darren(dinasour). He likes to eat berries , and loves working out. And has a HUGE adam's apple.
Robert
by IlikeBigButts AndIcantLie December 14, 2010
Get the Robertmug. A cuddley and caring human being. Hes a closed book, but when you get to know him he's a wonderful guy. The one he secretly wants doesn't know of his good intentions, only his flaws. He's intelligent but doesn't apply himself. His attention is either on his laptop or thinking about his "Juliet".
That's Robert, he's such an enigma
by a concerned individual October 20, 2013
Get the Robertmug. by pussyassnigga69 April 3, 2017
Get the Robertmug. amazing guy who tries not to be mean but nice,fun and just caring. try's to be respectful to his friends....has amazingly light grey blue eyes...blond hair with a light hint of brown. If you ever come across someone like him be grateful and never let him out of your arms.
Girl 1: OH is that Robert ?
Girl 2: yeah why?
Girl 1: dont you like him? Talk to him I heard he has amazing light grey blue eyes
Girl 2: ok I will I mean he is nice and caring
Girl 2: yeah why?
Girl 1: dont you like him? Talk to him I heard he has amazing light grey blue eyes
Girl 2: ok I will I mean he is nice and caring
by Lxs January 7, 2014
Get the Robertmug. A fucking asshole. No one likes him. Thinks he's cool cause he vapes all the time. Usually referred to by his last name because nobody wants to waste their words on him. Usually flat faced and always wearing some gay ass sunglasses even at night. Fuckin dick.
by Dickasscracker June 17, 2018
Get the Robertmug.