Wang Merchant

Someone who thinks they get loads of attention from men and flaunts it in others faces. But they don't.
by I'mNotAWangMerchant March 01, 2016
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wax merchant

Somebody who waxes (mastubates) alot and other people for a price.
michael is such a wax merchant, and he only charges 19.95
by GM September 10, 2003
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Tea Merchant

That one friend in the group who always has the latest gossip.
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Cock Merchant

1. A businessman who buys and sells severed phalluses for profit.

2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."

2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
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The Skull Merchant Treatment

The catastrophic art of obliterating something so thoroughly-so viciously-that not even the memory of it’s former shape survives
Y’all see what they did to concord
“Yeah that game straight got The Skull Merchant Treatment”
by Calcium Stool June 07, 2025
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Fudge Merchant

One who sell's or deals in the supply of fudge.

However similar to the that of the Homosexual term of "Fudge-Packer" and it means one who indulges in Homosexual acts. Also know as "Lad Central".
I met Charlie Eldeing last night he was a right Fudge Merchant.
by OTFB March 15, 2010
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