Canadian Sunglasses

The act of putting your nutsack on someones eyes when they are sleeping.

I gave Jane Canadian Sunglasses last night, but she woke up and punched me in the balls.

by dog toy May 12, 2010

danger Canadian

AKA a Canadian Goose or Canada Goose

Large, wild goose species with black head and neck, pretty white cheeks and a white chin strap. Predominately found in Canada or wherever they want to be. Obnoxiously loud and will fuck your shit up if you look at it sideways. Proceed with caution.

Poops everywhere and honks loudly. Prone to violence: do not corner.

I was late for class because a danger Canadian was blocking the campus door.

by Dharma Thorne May 31, 2019

Canadian Combo

Two gay dudes giving each other footjobs with maple syrup as lube

Bro I totally got that Canadian combo last night-some Canadian dude

by sugartaurus18 August 31, 2023

Fading Canadian

It is when you politely terminate a relationship by making less and less contact with the other part.

How's it going with that broad, eh?
Meh. She's allright, but I think imma pull a Fading Canadian.

by broheme brourgeoise March 1, 2016

Canadian Shot

When a man cums in a shot glass, adds a splash of maple syrup on top, and a girl takes it like a shot.

Did you and your wife try the Canadian Shot last night?

by robster da lobster January 5, 2022

Canadian Woman

Very high percentage of beautiful women. One of Canada's greatest exports.

The Canadian Woman is a hottie!!! What do they put in that water up there?

I want to get me a Canadian Woman... They are bilingual, intelligent, hot and can cook.

by OrbsMan July 17, 2006

Canadian Duckhorn

1. (v) The act of forcefully engaging in rapid anal sex so the penis forces air into the duck, then quickly pulling the duck off, turning it around and squeezing it so the escaping gas makes a frapping noise.

Sven made the loudest Canadian Duckhorn I have ever heard.

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006