A person named Raymond cross, who is dating my best friend and is annoying but the best man in the world he has a stubble little mustache. He shows his love through insults and loves Fortnite, likes to play load moaning sounds into microphone while on discord call. Raymond Kross is now a word
by oheeee July 28, 2022
Get the Raymond kross mug.Raymond sound like he'd be an ankle-biter but apparently not. He looks questionable and is a total air head, not one single thought behind that big forehead of his. His ego is so far up is ass and it's the size of Jupiter. Somebody humble this man. He doesn't know how to treat women right and expects praise for the bare minimum.
Usually has a punchable face. Be warned, the urge to punch it is very strong.
Ladies, don't ever allow yourself to be brought down by this goofy turnip looking headass. Know your worth 💋
Usually has a punchable face. Be warned, the urge to punch it is very strong.
Ladies, don't ever allow yourself to be brought down by this goofy turnip looking headass. Know your worth 💋
Stacy: Gosh did you hear what Raymond did? No wonder he got dumped.
Jessi: Yeah no suprise, don't be like Raymond.
Jessi: Yeah no suprise, don't be like Raymond.
by Chiquibaby😻 February 21, 2022
Get the Raymond mug.Origin:The Character Originally comes from a book named "Raymond's Run", bye Toni Cade Bambara, where a girl named Squeaky, takes care of her disabled older brother named Raymond, who has a growth disability.
Raymond Moment, a term created by Sawyer Rüzgar Atalay, means that when one does something or feels like they did something a retarded person would do.
Raymond Moment, a term created by Sawyer Rüzgar Atalay, means that when one does something or feels like they did something a retarded person would do.
Example 1: Jimmy, who got a bad grade on his math test, even though he studied for it, had a big Raymond Moment, and felt it too.
Example 2: When Jack forgor 💀 his school schedule, even though he has been in the school for five months, is having a Raymond Moment
Example 3: Laura forgor💀 her Laptop that she had to bring to work, which was a certified Raymond Moment, since she needed it for work/
Example 2: When Jack forgor 💀 his school schedule, even though he has been in the school for five months, is having a Raymond Moment
Example 3: Laura forgor💀 her Laptop that she had to bring to work, which was a certified Raymond Moment, since she needed it for work/
by TurkUSA11 March 28, 2023
Get the Raymond Moment mug.raymond is cool mean and ok looking he is my cousin so i cant say he is hot but she is a pretty princess ig but he is my bestie westieee
by yazlyn April 27, 2022
Get the raymond mug.by mclagger September 12, 2022
Get the RAYMOND mug.Raymond is a stupid skanky bitch who looks like the yellow teletubby . He thinks he better then everyone and doesn’t give a shit about no one then his 1inch uncircumcised dick. He is constantly rude to everyone thinks his humor is funny when in reality he is dumb as fuck. He thinks every girl wants him when no one would want his 5 foot clown hair Simpson looking ass dick. He smells like dick cheese and personally I think he has it. He is a selfish prick that doesn’t think about anyone feelings and can suck satan big cock which don’t mind since I’m 100% sure he sucks his best friend off everyday.
Best friend: want to go in the back of vons and suck me off
Raymond: yes but your going to have to hit it from behind
Best friend: deal
Raymond: yes but your going to have to hit it from behind
Best friend: deal
by One who shall not be named November 22, 2021
Get the Raymond mug.An adorable big black guy who once read the entire Urban dictionary in only 74 mins. so that he "could converse with the others uniformed officers" .
He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.
His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.
His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).
He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.
His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.
His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).
He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
Grandma: "Derek, did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet again?!"
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"
"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"
"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
by Spaghetti_Lover_69 September 13, 2023
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