Kiwi

Kiwi, (aka a perfect little hairy egg) For use when you are extremely bored. e.g:
Friend: what's your favourite fruit
You: the perfect little hairy egg fruit
Friend: ...

by Emosaurus Rex December 3, 2018

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Kiwi Sagon

Kiwi Sagon is a name for a bitch.

Kainoa: I’m really a kiwi Sagon...

by FatPanda67 October 21, 2020

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kiwi

kiwi is a fruit that doesn't taste nice after brushing your teeth. It is also a word to describe someone from New Zealand.

'pass me the kiwi'
'Hey, there's a kiwi over there' (pointing to a tanned person from New Zealand.

by a.bxtch.that.hates.boris&trump June 14, 2020

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Kiwi

Kiwi is the hottest song from Harry Styles. He is having a baby and it’s non of your business! A fan threw a kiwi on stage and Harry slipped. Fans go crazy about kiwi!

“Oh there is a actually kiwi on stage!” - Harry Styles.

by KIWIGIRLBTCH June 24, 2018

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Kiwi Treatment

When one sucks a male's testicles and there is hair on them. This has a similar texture to a kiwi.

He asked me to give him the Kiwi Treatment last night, I was drunk enough to do it.

by puterhead March 26, 2017

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Speaking on something you know is bad but you do it anyway; acting tough on the outside but being a pussy on the inside.
(Kiwi is used because it's is soft on the inside but tough and hairy on the outside like a man-)

Person 1: *hits blunt*"Man weed is so bad for us." *hits blunt again*
Person 2: "Nigga you kiwi stuntin'."

by reallifeluper January 5, 2017

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