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Double Trolling

The art of pissing off two different, ideologically opposing, groups with one statement, comment, or social media exchange. Double Trolling is conducted solely for personal amusement.
Bill Burr is just double trolling the internet when he says things like "Trump is such a dope, he's actually going to make me vote for a woman."
by Adolf Earnhardt February 27, 2017
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double nap

A double nap is when you have one nap. Wake up, move place, then nap again. Possibly the best thing to do on a lazy afternoon.
Hey mate, how was your afternoon?

Best ever. I had a double nap - one after the other!
by reedymetal May 9, 2011
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Double Underhook

During missionary sex, when the women begins to move around too much, you place your arms underneath hers in a double underhook fashion to prevent her from sliding any further.
Dude, Mike was fuckin' this bitch and he was pokin' her so hard he had to double underhook her so she wouldnt move around so much.
by Three Six Zero's Best August 8, 2007
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Double Dookie

1. When one is about to get off the toilet after a bowl movement, then realizes it is not over.

2. Having attended a prestigious University in the South for two degrees.
1. You would not believe the size of the crap I just took; I thought it was over...but it was a double dookie, and just kept on coming.

2. I was the only double dookie in my graduating class.
by peezdets October 31, 2011
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Double Plumsey

Two of something rare in a row (either good or bad).
A: "Did you see that guy who got stuck by lightning two days in a row?"
B: "Poor guy, a lightning double plumsey is bad luck."

A: "I was playing poker last night and I got a full house."
B: "Nice."
A: "Yeah, and then I got another full house straight after!"
B: "No way?! Double plumsey."
by Wario P@ June 27, 2012
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Double Chalker

Someone with a circumference so wide that two pieces of chalk are required to draw their outline on the pavement.
Shit, the stiff's a double chalker. Lou, get on the phone to the fire department, we aint lifting him with our backs.
by the oob April 13, 2010
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double standardised

In essence, a nicer term for someone who is a hypocrite, or is being hypocritical. Comes from 'double standards'.
I prefer the term "double standardised".
by hauntson September 23, 2010
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