by big u June 8, 2004

When your so horny, the amount of cum in your balls excedes the boundaries of your scrotum and leaks to your brain ultimately "clouding" your judgement when it comes to all women and having sex with them. Cum clouds result in standards dropping 6 to 7 points for the thickest of clouds.
The only cure is to cum. Once you release the cum from your body. Your mind will be functioning correctly and you will realize you just had sex with the obscenely disgusting women laying next to you and you will ask your self WTF did I just do!
The only cure is to cum. Once you release the cum from your body. Your mind will be functioning correctly and you will realize you just had sex with the obscenely disgusting women laying next to you and you will ask your self WTF did I just do!
Bro #1: Dude I havent jacked off in days i could totally bang that chick next to you!
Bro #2: Dude that chick your talking about is 3 day old corpse.
Bro #1: So?
Bro #2: Dude we need to you to the nearest whore house you are suffering from the worlds biggest cum cloud... some would call this the perfect storm!
Bro #2: Dude that chick your talking about is 3 day old corpse.
Bro #1: So?
Bro #2: Dude we need to you to the nearest whore house you are suffering from the worlds biggest cum cloud... some would call this the perfect storm!
by MK9903 April 14, 2012

While making a sunday in Whitehall, Montana, a waitress wondered if the whipped cream nozzle might fit up her asshole. She blew a cold cloud of Reddiwip up herself, but when it melted,
it ran down her leg like she’d pulled a
train at the 4-H Club, and she got “canned.” But her boyfriend wasn’t upset at all.
To do a white cloud, also known as a Whitehall or a milk river, sray a cold load of whipped cream up your partner’s asshole, remembering to shake well first. Then, suck it out, or wait till it liquifies and enjoy the milky river.
it ran down her leg like she’d pulled a
train at the 4-H Club, and she got “canned.” But her boyfriend wasn’t upset at all.
To do a white cloud, also known as a Whitehall or a milk river, sray a cold load of whipped cream up your partner’s asshole, remembering to shake well first. Then, suck it out, or wait till it liquifies and enjoy the milky river.
by Goofnut December 11, 2017

Old lady farts masked by excessive amounts of perfume or cologne; commonly encountered around cosmetic counters of department stores, e.g. Neiman Marcus.
by HRH Meerkat December 30, 2011

A type of rap/trap music that gives off a particularly "Cloudy" feeling, either if its a wavey or vibey feeling that gives you almost a psychedelic effect making you feel high or out of this world, the kind of music to smoke to. Its a unique type of music that has a strong acquired taste. The music is usually never lyrical and only focuses on the sound of it rather than the lyrical content which is usually absurdity.
The sound is credible most from artists like:
SPACEGHOSTPURRP (Vampire Money)
Yung Lean
XXXTENTACION'S Early Work
Ski Mask The Slump God
$ir Cartier (Playboi Carti)
RA STATiiC
Lil Yatchy ( Lil Boat)
Black Kray
A$AP Rocky
nobodysVodkaa
DiamondsOnMyDick
Vamp Leek
and Several Others
The sound is credible most from artists like:
SPACEGHOSTPURRP (Vampire Money)
Yung Lean
XXXTENTACION'S Early Work
Ski Mask The Slump God
$ir Cartier (Playboi Carti)
RA STATiiC
Lil Yatchy ( Lil Boat)
Black Kray
A$AP Rocky
nobodysVodkaa
DiamondsOnMyDick
Vamp Leek
and Several Others
Marcus: Aye man you pumping that Cloud Trap? *hits blunt*
Kaiden: Yea man its so wavey *takes shroom*
Kaiden: Yea man its so wavey *takes shroom*
by v-kuh January 15, 2021

by Tropika April 30, 2016

The word dream cloud is a nickname for a perfect person. A person you dream about. The most amazing person in your mind.
by holyfrickily January 18, 2015
