Crispy Cakes

When you lick out a bum hole after someone has gone to the toilet and you get little crispy bits of poo in your mouth.

Crispy cakes were just falling out of her bum. Licked her bumhole out and it was covered with crispy cakes.

by ZakSoithongsukkkk December 18, 2011

Crispy Cabbage

When a down syndrome gets caught in a house fire and just barely makes it out alive.

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter 2: Wow, thats amazing I can't believe it.

by yeaitslunar February 24, 2022

Crispy Nut

A Crispy Nut is when you are about to cum and a gust/puff of air is discharged fom the penis instead of them man juices. A Crispy Nut only occurs when a man 'Has no more Nuts to give' because he has made his quota.

Tiffany-"I thought my boyfriend was about to shoot a massive load on my face, instead he gave me a Crispy Nut"

by DigBick@23 May 26, 2016

jah crispy

sal from impractical jokers

holy shit its jah crispy

by jah crispy August 5, 2019

crispy cold

Really cold; your skin gets crispy

Y’all it’s crispy cold outside.

by 🤷🏿‍♀️ November 16, 2019

Crispy Status

Crispy status is bein able to avoid ANY activity including sex drugs and clubs to be on irc and still be cool, Crispy status also allows you to join irc at ANY age and still be cool.. with Crispy status you can be any brand of geek or nerd and still have fans

dcieVe` and om3ga will one day have Crispy status

by dcieve September 4, 2008

Crispy Kicks

Brand new, stylish unique shoes, fresh kicks that look nice

Whoa, where'd you get them crispy kicks from?

Yeah, she saw my kicks, they were crispy as hell

by Mike Jones 2323 October 31, 2011