Zachary

guy who takes inside jokes too far

that guy is such a zachary

by obama the third May 7, 2020

Zachary

= loser but his girlfriend is hot

Z-hi my name is Zachary -
Go Off your self

by Eishleyisfine April 3, 2022

Zachary Discord

Cool guy who is 6'3 and is buff

Raman: Woah that guy is buff|
Shaft: Must be a Zachary Discord

by SpongeShaft October 17, 2020

zachary

Zach is short for Zachary and so hot it's crazy his genetics are so good fammmmmmmmmmm

fucking Zachary man, you're like my role model, like what the fuck man you are blessed, you wish the best for everyone but you should be wishing for your self like I know you are pulling mad shortys, wish everyone could see how sexy you are.

by the one and only god there is May 21, 2019

Zachary Wood

A Zachary Wood is a rare human who tends to be a little off-ten you may catch him watching pour-ing his feelings out or even get fucked over cause some be-nches just seems to be a spot you'll end up finding yourself one (a Zachary Wood) and beware ladies if you are chilling and your queens are with you just beware they may get a candy crush and they'll probably get a Zacharywood.

Random stranger: that kid with blonde hair is just hanging around...I even saw him with a ferret...

Other Random stranger: that's Zachary Wood

Random stranger: well I have a hundred teeth holding back a monster...

Other Random stranger in the room: (thoughts) damn I can't stop gawking at Zachary Wood

by ZaddysLilCumslut March 7, 2023

ZACHARY

A dumb shit who is good at making friends. He is a nice guy. He will be their when you need him. But he will steal yo bitch when you break up with her, but only after you gave concent for him to. He is OCD and very kind. Zachary is short for God in some alien language and king of all hoes and bitchs in Mars language.

A name given to very special people like ZACHARY

by Yoyo nig September 15, 2020

Zachary

He's the nicest person you will ever meet. He has a horrible sense of fashion, and only wears two colors all the time. But he always cares about how you're doing, and will save your life even if you don't ask him to. He's always there to make you laugh with his sarcastic wry wit.

He's very brutally honest, but never intends to hurt you. You will fall in love with him within the first few weeks of knowing him.

Zachary: "I'm proud of you"

by rando779 August 3, 2022