Tit wrinkle

Marley

Me: Marley is a tit wrinkle

by Thicccccccccc boiiiii August 4, 2019

wrinkle fart

A fart so nasty it makes your butthole wrinkle

I farted so hard it was classified as a wrinkle fart!!!

by SavvageHomo May 1, 2018

mom wrinkles

The wrinkles a female gets from giving birth.

Guy 1: You should ask her out.

Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why not?

Guy 2: She has a kid.
Guy 1: How do you know?

Guy 2: Cuz she has mom wrinkles.

by Don'thave1 April 22, 2020

wrinkle-snake

A penis, typically found in its natural environment - shriveled in the cold. But beware, when warmed up and activated, they have the ability to financially cripple you.

Fucksake Ryan, ever since you let your girlfriend near your wrinkle-snake last winter, your social life has really gone to the shitter.

by Lord of Snails November 16, 2020

Eisenhower's Wrinkles

The American Highway System, built by Eisenhower for the transportation of the military

Heading to Montana, spending the weekend slipping down Eisenhower's wrinkles

by LightandWavy May 22, 2020

Penis Wrinkle

a person that has no balls to commit to a relationship. henceforth, there are no balls in the scrotum, so it is just a wrinkle.

“he led you on too long. he’s such a penis wrinkle. if he can’t commit, there’s no point.”

by bigballsackenergy June 28, 2020

Wrinkle Releaser

The guy in the squad that always takes one for the team by taking the oldest one in the girls squad

Yeah that's Tommy he's our designated wrinkle releaser

by The Taytanic April 9, 2017