Keep it wrinkled

Trying not to have a boner, not making your penis skin tight with an erection

Guy 1: Going in a date tonight
Guy 2: Keep it wrinkled!

by Wrinklemaster234 April 17, 2018

wrinkle fart

A fart so nasty it makes your butthole wrinkle

I farted so hard it was classified as a wrinkle fart!!!

by SavvageHomo May 1, 2018

Wrinkle Releaser

The guy in the squad that always takes one for the team by taking the oldest one in the girls squad

Yeah that's Tommy he's our designated wrinkle releaser

by The Taytanic April 9, 2017

wrinkled star

Yet another word for your ass hole.

Wow, my wrinkled star sure is sore after passing out drunk during my gay brother's house party.....

by wrinkledwri May 14, 2017

wrinkle nob

A Wrinkle Nob is the head of a males genitals or penis.

You wanna touch my Wrinkle Nob?

by Sanas December 29, 2016

wrinkle-snake

A penis, typically found in its natural environment - shriveled in the cold. But beware, when warmed up and activated, they have the ability to financially cripple you.

Fucksake Ryan, ever since you let your girlfriend near your wrinkle-snake last winter, your social life has really gone to the shitter.

by Lord of Snails November 16, 2020

Penis wrinkle

Any person who surpasses the level of fucktard

Friend: look at this fucktard bro he let his buddies give him an atomic wedgie

Me: no thats a penis wrinkle bro

by Kraccer Jakk January 9, 2021