wrinkle-snake

A penis, typically found in its natural environment - shriveled in the cold. But beware, when warmed up and activated, they have the ability to financially cripple you.

Fucksake Ryan, ever since you let your girlfriend near your wrinkle-snake last winter, your social life has really gone to the shitter.

by Lord of Snails November 16, 2020

Eisenhower's Wrinkles

The American Highway System, built by Eisenhower for the transportation of the military

Heading to Montana, spending the weekend slipping down Eisenhower's wrinkles

by LightandWavy May 22, 2020

Penis Wrinkle

a person that has no balls to commit to a relationship. henceforth, there are no balls in the scrotum, so it is just a wrinkle.

“he led you on too long. he’s such a penis wrinkle. if he can’t commit, there’s no point.”

by bigballsackenergy June 28, 2020

Wrinkle Releaser

The guy in the squad that always takes one for the team by taking the oldest one in the girls squad

Yeah that's Tommy he's our designated wrinkle releaser

by The Taytanic April 9, 2017

wrinkled star

Yet another word for your ass hole.

Wow, my wrinkled star sure is sore after passing out drunk during my gay brother's house party.....

by wrinkledwri May 14, 2017

wrinkle nob

A Wrinkle Nob is the head of a males genitals or penis.

You wanna touch my Wrinkle Nob?

by Sanas December 29, 2016

Wrinkle neck bass

Synonym for a male appendage.

She got hit in the face with Jack's wrinkle neck bass

by Tally w hacker October 20, 2021