Wobble Gobble

Pre-wedding jitters resulting in one last fling with an ex, a piece of eye candy or a total stranger

Amy had had a crush on work colleague Stuart for years. She knew when she married Michael that was it for life. Determined to go out in a blaze of glory Amy dropped to her knees and gave Stuart a Wobble Gobble before the big day.

by Oneandahole December 16, 2021

The wobbly horse

When you get your drunk friend on all fours, stuff grass in his mouth and proceed to shove a 10 inch dildo in his ass and whip him with a belt

“My ass hurts so much from that party yesterday , I think someone played the wobbly horse on me”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Wobble Dedobbledies

Pronounced - Wah-ble Dee-dob-bull-dees

The term for your legs when you've had too much to drink and can't stand up straight

Dude: How much did you drink? You're falling all over the place.

Dude 2: whatt're you talllkin' abbbouut?

Dude: You got a case of the Wobble Dedobbledies

by C Me Rollin' March 9, 2010

fucken wobbly

British slang: To act insanely or be rash about a situation.

I almost had a fucken wobbly when the boss acted like a douche to everyone

by Rockidickens458 February 10, 2017

wonky wobbly

The term used to describe the feeling when you're under the influence of ketamine.

Friend 1: Bro, do you wanna get wonky wobbly later?

Friend 2: Yeh let's get some k

by js6300890 August 22, 2019

Wobble

"A wobble is when you see how many wibble wobbles you can shove up your ass before you feel like you have to sit down." Brad Jones (The Cinema Snob)

If the only way to get your magical balloon get is to let a creepy trucker make you go out for a wobble in the bed of their truck, then you can just forget about the ballon.

by mysticalhobo15 July 27, 2019

Dumb and wobbly

Hafsah

Hafsah is dumb and wobbly.

by Description April 10, 2020