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Wesley

People named Wesley are the sexiest people around, they always brighten up your day and turn you on just by listening to their voice or seeing their body or face. They have the most amazing singing voice that can make you nut in just a second and also are incredibly smart. Just having them tutor you for an hour will help your grades go up by 15 percent. They are exceptionally good at math and science and always get full marks in tests. Especially in EOY English tests. They have the sexiest Moustaches and are the tallest and manliest and hottest men out there. They are most compatible with Ruth's but they are extremely weak against Marcy's and Tasty's.
Person 1: Oh my god is he a Wesley? I heard they're very nice in bed. Person 2: He's mine don't even look at him. Person 1: Keep dreaming we both know we have no chance with him because we're not a Ruth.
by Wesleyissexy October 15, 2023
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wesley keen

soccer asshole who likes to perv on girls and get fucked in the ass
Man that dude over there is such a Wesley Keen.
by PappaSmurf69420 October 29, 2018
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Wesley

Aims to disappoint Taylor as a 24/7 gig…also sucks at guessing bingo themes
Me: Hey Wesley what’s the bingo theme?

Wesley: pumpkin
by Xxtot October 3, 2022
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Dirty Wesley

When you shove a 260 pack of crayola crayons up your ass while ejaculating in your dune popcorn bucket to game of thrones fight scenes.
Guy 1:bro did you see wesley do the dirty wesley on his tictok livestream?
Guy 2: yeah bro he is so hot and sexy and i love him so much let me kiss him.
Guy 1: Fuck you.
by John_Paul_Sydney March 11, 2024
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jada wesley

She's smart and pretty and she's a idol to everyone
by May4 May 6, 2019
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Mary Wesley

Mary Wesley is a name of a unique girl. All the guys crush on her because of her great personality! She is tough and strong and is one of the popular kids! She is never shy, even around new people!! Mary Wesley’s tend to have many brothers that she will hang out with a lot. This makes her very sporty and competitive . Sometimes a Mary Wesley can get herself into a lot of trouble, especially over social media when she gossips about people at school and teachers. She is very popular and will always have more followers than all if not most of her friends, so she tends to bring up her insta a lot! Everybody loves a Mary Wesley so if you happen to know one, make sure to treasure her!
Person one: Dang I wish i had classes with Mary Wesley, we never get to talk
Person two: trust me, just try talking to her. She will carry on the conversation even if she doesn’t know who you are
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Wesley Basham

Wesley is the crazy brother you will ever meat he is funny strong sometimes nice but he l;Ike's to beat up his sisters he is stubborn but a good brother sometimes he can get on nerves and be rude but I promise you once you meet him you deal with it so long Wesley Basham.
Wesley Basham a good friend and brother.
by Sunflower4life! June 14, 2025
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