have a nice weekend

When someone tells you this on a fucking Thursday. It's not even Friday to wish this yet. This is the same person that will ask you how was your last weekend on a Wednesday or Thursday.

Neil: Hi Bob. How was your weekend?
Bob: It was great but you're now asking me this on Thursday??
Neil: Well, have a nice weekend!!
Bob: ( thinks to himself ) what a fucking weirdo

by cpetkunas November 20, 2022

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weekend jetlag

The insatiable desire to go to sleep come Sunday night made impossible by the fact that it was past noon when you woke up. The jetlag continues Monday morning when you are sluggish, unproductive, and not likely to recover until you hit your bed at 8 PM that night.

"Wow, man you look terrible. Were you up drinking on a Sunday night?"
"Nah, dude. I just got some serious weekend jetlag."

by Driction December 19, 2007

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Weekend Alkie

Someone who gets plastered drunk Friday and Saturday nights only. Recovering on Sunday.

Guy: Hey, how was your weekend?

Girl: Dude, I was a weekend alkie. Good times.

by indnprncss January 26, 2010

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weekend mark

Life and sole of the party, weekends only though. Last man standing, leaning, wobbling etc etc. Usually seen between the hours of 8pm Friday till 8am monday. If found please return to cVm ( cala Vinyas Mafia).
Unmistakable grey/silver hair, wide open blue eyes, casually dressed.

Weekend Mark

by WEEKEND MARK February 4, 2010

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Lost Weekend

What happened? Doesn't matter, I'm cool.

A Lost Weekend can actually last months or in some infamous cases (John Lennon) a few years...

by Big Gaspar May 14, 2016

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birthday weekend

the weekend you get your fake id. drinking and debauchery abound. anything goes. once it happens, you never stop experiencing the aftermath, good or bad.

My friend hooked up with a bunch of guys during birthday weekend; that week he found out he had herpes.

On birthday weekend, I saw two girls making out in front of me at a bar; then my friend's wallet got stolen at the bar.

by schwasted123 March 21, 2011

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