Much like a Cleveland Steamer, the Rusty Wallace begins by one participant squatting and defecating upon the chest of the second participant and then rubbing it in.
Instead of steam rolling it as one classically would, the user dives their face in the shit and blow through it. The resulting holes then can be covered and uncovered to be played like a rusty old trombone.
Instead of steam rolling it as one classically would, the user dives their face in the shit and blow through it. The resulting holes then can be covered and uncovered to be played like a rusty old trombone.
I wanted to get to work on time today, but I was still busy cleaning up shit after giving a Rusty Wallace to that slut Cindy.
We hit a new milestone in our relationship with a Rusty Wallace. I never thought my girlfriend would play her shit like a trumpet for me.
We hit a new milestone in our relationship with a Rusty Wallace. I never thought my girlfriend would play her shit like a trumpet for me.
by Apairadeez December 11, 2022
Get the Rusty Wallacemug. Jim: Hey, did you see Marco william wallacing Spencer?
Tom: Yeah, tried to calm Spencer down, but got knocked out in one hit, now everyone loves him because he got his ass beat.
Tom: Yeah, tried to calm Spencer down, but got knocked out in one hit, now everyone loves him because he got his ass beat.
by A_White_Guy September 21, 2014
Get the William Wallacingmug. Control, command, and authority is ignored; situation is no longer managed. So named due to Chris Wallace of Fox News’s lack of moderation and authority in the Presidential debate of 2020.
by neoquorra October 8, 2020
Get the Wallacemug. Person 1: It sucks that my friend Bob got William Wallaced yesterday
Person 2: Oh no that sure stinks
Person 1: No like the other William Wallaced.
Person 2: Oh no that sure stinks
Person 1: No like the other William Wallaced.
by trangender December 10, 2024
Get the William Wallacedmug. A Badass car guy with a Blue Ford ST........Loves his car a bit too much.....Problably would marry it if he could
Seems like a fuck boy but is really caring
Outgoing yet shy, funny yet stupid
If you know a Wallace.....Dont touch his car
Seems like a fuck boy but is really caring
Outgoing yet shy, funny yet stupid
If you know a Wallace.....Dont touch his car
by CarGuy123man September 6, 2022
Get the Wallacemug. A position where you wiggle around on vigorously your partner in a sleeping bag like two worms in a cacoon.
by Nibba Cosby May 17, 2018
Get the Wiggly Wallacemug. When you’re having sex with a woman and she fingers your ass which then causes you to explosively eject shit all over her face.
by OsWldio September 6, 2023
Get the Dirty Wallacemug.