Western EGOT

Like the traditional EGOT, the Western EGOT is an honor bestowed upon individuals who achieve the four most elite accomplishments of the American West. To earn a Western EGOT, at some point in their life an individual must eat 50 hard-boiled eggs, survive at least one gunfight, complete an oxen drive of at least 500 miles (oxen may be substituted for cattle or other livestock), and kill their first bear by the age of three (also known as the Davy Crockett Challenge).

Western EGOT (Traditional EGOT)
E - Eggs Eaten (Traditional: Emmy)
G - Gunfight Survived (Traditional: Grammy)
O - Oxen Driven (Traditional: Oscar)
T - Three-year Bear (Traditional: Tony)

Previous honorees include folk hero Davy Crockett and businessman Cornelius Roosevelt.

Jolene finally completed her first oxen drive at the age of 37, becoming the youngest Western EGOT in modern history.

by SpaceisOverrated December 13, 2014

wentercycle

When you sneeze twice at the same time. This was brought up by lil_voopoo in the Hivemind Discord

Ever had 2 sneezed come our at once and it hurts your face and throat? That was a hardcore Wentercycle

by Superdupergage May 19, 2020

Western propaganda

Widespread lies meant to hinder quality of life for specific individuals. Typically derived from a group, but is known to be found from individuals alike.

The western propaganda made the girl loose her bestfriends for no reason.

by Frankie cheated on you December 2, 2020

Western Wet Willy

The action of inserting a penis and/or dildo into one’s ear after intercourse

Damn bro that Western Wet Willy was extreme

by TheSquashSquire January 19, 2022

Western Corruption

Anything stupid, retarded, absurd, repulsive from the west

LGBTQ is a form of western corruption

by LelouchTate December 4, 2022

Western Style Handjob

While performing a handjob, the girl flips her hand upside down and rubs the mans pubes with her thumb as she continues to give him a handy.

Your mom fucked my dick and gave me a fucking western style handjob.

by Mexicans=Love February 24, 2010

Western Australia

The best Australian state, with the best trained police in the whole country and the centre of operations for the Special Air Service Regiment (SASR).

That cool kid is from western australia!

by MikeDawg96 January 25, 2012