When one valentines day , your girlfriend and/or significant other , if she wants to cuddle you jizz all over her.
Sarah and Bob are dating. Bob really wants to experience the art of oral sexual pleasure. Unfourtuanly, Sarah is only interested in cuddling. Bob pretends to go to the bathroom , but he is really getting warmed up. When he gets back he initiates the sticky valentine surprise!!!!!!111one!eleven
by Dr. Love and the couger February 8, 2009
Get the Sticky Valentinemug. jeriel valentin is a cute boy that has a 7 inch penis and that hase a nine tailed fox inside and has friends juan has eight tails and kevin has seven tails
hey you know that cute boy that has nine tails/ye his name is jeriel valentin ugh he so cute and his friends make him look so good.
by 運の忍者 December 6, 2017
Get the jeriel valentinmug. Valentines day can also be known as the worst day to be single. It also reminds you that you'll never find love.
single person: great it's Valentines day. I'm just going to go see a movie by myself.
At the movie: couples everywhere.
single person: I'm alone forever.
At the movie: couples everywhere.
single person: I'm alone forever.
by alice_in_wondering120 November 14, 2019
Get the Valentines day.mug. Your an idiot.
If you were concieved on valentine's day and born october first that makes you premature by about 2 months.
If you were concieved on valentine's day and born october first that makes you premature by about 2 months.
by C_dizzle February 16, 2007
Get the valentine's daymug. A day invented by the Government in order to increase sales and prices on all things associated with love. These include roses chocolates, and anything else that would make somebody happy and/or 'warm'. This was a very good con thought up, as if you don't buy your loved one something, they will hit you, scream at you, dump you, and not give you that $100 bottle of champagne that you saw them hide in their bra (which they would probably ask you to 'fish out', leading to...!xxxKERCHINGxxx!).
It is also a conspiracy against 'ginger ningas' (red-heads), who of course will never receive or give anything for valentine
It is also a conspiracy against 'ginger ningas' (red-heads), who of course will never receive or give anything for valentine
Blonde Super Model: I love Valentine's day- I get so many presents!
Red Headed Minger Ninga: *punches babe* FUCK YOU!
Red Headed Minger Ninga: *punches babe* FUCK YOU!
by D-Mon February 8, 2005
Get the valentine's daymug. by Antrobar May 5, 2018
Get the platonic valentinemug. Not on Christmas, not on Halloween.
Hoes cost too much to pay.
Valentines day is the only day when I get to play.
Hoes cost too much to pay.
Valentines day is the only day when I get to play.
by Hyena King February 14, 2010
Get the Valentines Daymug.