When you have diarrhea & are vomiting at the same time, & have to choose between sitting or kneeling at the toilet.
by facesit February 05, 2021
High schooler 1: HOLY SHIT! ZACH IMPREGNATED ANOTHER GIRL!
High schooler 2: Wow that's the 15th time in the past 3 years! That guy must have ultimate sperm.
High schooler 2: Wow that's the 15th time in the past 3 years! That guy must have ultimate sperm.
by Hadvar's pimp January 01, 2012
An enhanced form of scissors. When asses (often of two gay men) are put together, and they grind. one man (oftenly the one on top) will proceed to take a hot steaming shit on the other man, essentially shitting into the other mans ass
Me: damn did y'all see that ultimate scissoring competition yesterday?
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.
by hoomin982 February 20, 2019
Zain stop being the fucking ultimate procrastinator and write your goddamn episodes before I bomb you.
by BingBongUrMom October 11, 2020
by EvisceratedMuke April 01, 2020
The Ultimate Checkmate has officially been completed.
by three3dashes August 27, 2012
A white woman who works for a law enforcement agency and calls in trivial complaints on her off days
An Ultimate Karen is a white lady who works for the Sheriff’s Office and called in on her day off to report an old man for blocking her driveway with his car
by CabooseMJ November 11, 2022