Ultimate Gourmet

Describes strong satisfaction or approval. Used when the quality of a situation, material object, event, performance, or other such occurrence is enjoyable beyond description through typical adjectives.

Hey man, I'm sorry I missed your birthday. I hope it was ultimate gourmet.

by Palindromatic February 19, 2009

Ultimate ratio

It's when a tweet get's more like's then the other but the orginal tweet needs to be lower than the poplution of the vaquita and the ratio giver tweet need's to be higher than the Javan rhino.

Twitter user: replace Dream is sucks with Women dosen't seem funny now is it? 3 likes
Chad:Ratio 102
Twitter user 2: Holy fuck that ultimate ratio you destroyed them!

by Dioxide62 June 3, 2021

ultimate facial

When you give someone a facial and then proceed to sit on their cum-covered face and grind, spreading the cum around their face with your bare ass cheeks

I just gave this pig sub an ultimate facial and he loved every second of it

by yymane January 22, 2022

ultimate narcissism

the act of beating off to your own reflection in a mirror

Bob: Uh, Jake just went into the bathroom naked with a tub of crisco and a can of whipped cream, do i want to know?
James: Ultimate narcissism, does it every hour
Bob: Ahhhh . . . Listen I've got the worst image in my mind, i think I'm going to go put my balls in the garbage disposal to relieve the pain
Jake: mmm . . . such defined lips, oh god . . . yesss

by PikaFan157 January 3, 2007

The ultimate choice

When you have diarrhea & are vomiting at the same time, & have to choose between sitting or kneeling at the toilet.

Brianna got really bad food poisoning from Panda Express, so she had to make the ultimate choice.

by facesit February 5, 2021

Ultimate Fiddler

A game where two people (male/female/both) sit on the floor with no pants and hold each other's elbow with one hand. With the other hand they masturbate to the sound of the fiddle in the song "When the devil went down to Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band. All while making constant eye contact.

The winner is the one who ejaculates the most.

Him: Hey girl, do you want to play the Ultimate Fiddler?

Her: No, but I'm sure Josh would like to play once his wrist is feeling better. He is the reining champion!

by BigVeinyCurvyDick October 5, 2023

Ultimate scissoring

An enhanced form of scissors. When asses (often of two gay men) are put together, and they grind. one man (oftenly the one on top) will proceed to take a hot steaming shit on the other man, essentially shitting into the other mans ass

Me: damn did y'all see that ultimate scissoring competition yesterday?
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.

by hoomin982 February 20, 2019