Turner Bartels k-8

Welcome to Turretner Bitchtels! Home of the FAKE, and if not the fake, home of lying, cringy, ugly, drug selling and, useless sluts. Nothing says Turner Bartels like stolen phones, unathletic black kids, racist teachers, annoying grade sluts that think everyone loves them, weird ass Indians, and kids that won’t hit puberty until there mid 30’s. A good thing is if your lucky you might find a slut that actually has cleavage instead if every flat girl in the school, but watch out! 90 percent of them have aids so... In conclusion if your looking for a shitty school with constant bullying by teachers and used old pussy, Turner Bartels is the place to go!

I hate Turner Bartels k-8

by Bo111 February 16, 2018

turn a date

Complete a prostitution transaction from beginning to end. Starts with when a ho can catch a date, ends when she leaves the john, either to quit for a while or to go find another date. Also called to turn a trick.

Girl, it's trick city out there! You can turn a date in no time flat!

by veiledvenus June 27, 2014

Turn The Other Cheek

A term used in an argument where the opposing side agrees to an insult or insults himself after a while in an effort to downplay the argument.

Person 1: Shut the fuck up loser. I bet you’re so fat you can’t see your feet while looking down.
Person 2: Yeah, that’s true lol
Person 1: Yeah turn the other cheek, pussy.

by Aecurse March 16, 2021

Captain Turner

The act of dislodging one's eyeball from its socket with only a finger.

Ex: My baby with his crazy ass hands tries to Captain Turner me all the time.

If you don't quit looking at me, I'm going to Captain Turner your ass.

This movie is so horrible, I'm about to Captain Turner myself.

That girl is so ugly, it makes me want to Captain Turner my ass.

In the third season of Deadwood, Danny (Al Swearingen's bodyguard) and Captain Turner (George Hearst's bodyguard) have a showdown in the thoroughfare which results in Captain Turner getting his eyeball removed by Danny's index finger. It's pretty fucking nasty.

by BSwannie April 8, 2012

Taint Turner

A "Taint Turner" is the official term for a double rim job in which two people lick each other's butt holes AT THE SAME TIME. It's kind of like "69" except one person must arch their back in order for the deed to be achieved. It is not for the faint of heart or Mormons.

Remember that one time when we did the "Taint Turner" after eating Indian food.

by Rimmy Jimmy March 13, 2014

Nate Turner

A faster talker and swindler of empty promises, tall tales entice his victims while imagery of stock piled gold deposits, crude silver, and coinage hordes are used as a human mouse trap and the receiver is a human burned victim

I thought I was being a good person and before I knew it the Nate Turner was already in full swing and I was out $400.

by ScumbagPoet May 22, 2020

ALEX TURNER

ALEXANDER DAVID TURNER IS LIKE THE SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKER OF ALL THE SEXY MOTHERFUCKERS TO ROME THIS PLANET. He’s so photogenic and awkward and doesn’t know what’s going on around him. He’s really bipolar with his fashion and can’t make his mind up with what hairstyle he wants. Some people will say that he doesn’t know how to sing but bruh he obviously does if he’s come this far with his music 🙄🤚🏻. Or maybe it’s just his SEXY MOTHERFUCKIN SELF THATS ATTRACTED ALL THE GIRLS.

Omg! he’s such an Alex Turner to me 😫
IS THAT ALEX TURNER!! I’m gonna faint

by Someone took me name July 23, 2021