A Trump

(1) a worse than worthless object or person; an object or person that holds no value or redeeming qualities whatsoever

(2) low-life, self-righteous human being who makes life a living hell for others

(3) a small portion of human or animal fecal matter; waste excrement

"That car is a trump"
Dude, that guy is a total trump!

by CuervoLives! December 5, 2016

trump

Expletive used in place of "fuck" for all meanings except consensual sex.

We're really trumped now. That was trumping awful. Go trump yourself you mutha-trumper. You really trumped that up; now get the trump out of here.

by J Alston Kay December 17, 2017

trump

A small malformed penis, no longer than 1 1/2 inches that is unable to operate sexually.

When he pulled down his pants we had to do a double take, at first we were like where is his penis but then we saw the little trump.

by VerraX December 13, 2017

trump

An unremovable stain of excrement. trump

Can't seem to get that trump off that rug in the office, no matter how hard we try.

by PensiveMike June 6, 2018

trump

A polite way to suggest the passing of wind.

After a shit I sometimes trump!

by clicker head October 12, 2005

Trump

When someone over-exaggerates a term or statement you are to utter, "Trump". If the person being 'trumped' doesn't follow through with the original statement, you are to hoof them as hard as you can in the crotch.

Joe: I'm going to eat a million of these burgers, RIGHT NOW!

Bill: Trump.

-SAAAAAAAACKS-

Joe: Ow.

by Shawn Mel April 25, 2009

trump

An individual that has no concept of others, unless they being praised by them. An individual that will negate scientific understands because it doesn’t “feel right”. Or an individual that exudes racism or misogyny with most of their comments.

I’m not looking forward to thanksgiving dinner because uncle trump will say something trumpian.

A: Did you hear about climate change?
B: It feels cold today
A: Ok trump.

A: America first! let’s sell our morality for a cool 100billion in weapons sales!
B: What a wonderful idea trump.

C: What a trumpian move.

A: I like you B, want a job? (C is ignored)

by Philio1223 November 24, 2018