The colliery band will be pleased with my trumpet, on your knees and give it some puff, this bellend trumpet will be the best horn of all time...
by Micky Willy January 18, 2014
Dude, I took her out for Mexican food for dinner last night. By the time we made it back to my place I had to trumpet muffle her!
by AdmrlAckbar31 April 16, 2011
Sticking your thumb up a females butt while goong down on her. Later, sticking said thumb in her mouth during intercourse. Not quite the Rusty Trombone. Its the Rusty Trumpet
Jeff, was she a good girl or a freak? Bro, all I'm goona say is I gave her a solid Rusty Trumpet and she took it like a champ !
by SoggyBottomz October 08, 2016
Similar fo the Rusty Trombone just in reverse typical male and female fashion. The male rims out the women and commences diddling her piddle with multiple fingers in a trumpet like fashion.
Dave: What did you and Jill do last night?
Aaron: We started our own brass band!
Dave: She gave you a Rusty Tombone?!?
Aaron: And then I gave her the Rusty Trumpet!
Dave: NICE!!
Aaron: And then we each drank a bottle of Listerine so as to not get E-Coli.
Aaron: We started our own brass band!
Dave: She gave you a Rusty Tombone?!?
Aaron: And then I gave her the Rusty Trumpet!
Dave: NICE!!
Aaron: And then we each drank a bottle of Listerine so as to not get E-Coli.
by Jasper Stupolotics July 21, 2008
Often used phrase by Dan Hardcastle on his youtube channel Officialnerdcubed when he messes up something, usually in an intense situation.
"Oh oh oh trumpets. Ass Trumpets. Spinning, reversing, turning." - Said by Dan in 'Nerd³ Challenges! Five Stars - GTA V' posted November 14, 2014, when he spins out after flipping over his stolen police car running from the police with a 5 star wanted level.
by JohannFarley November 14, 2014
by ZE Burrito July 16, 2016
The section of the marching band that hates everyone in that section. We also are the loudest, and talk when we aren't supposed to. We are lazy and make crude jokes. Even the section leader acts like the rest of the trumpets.
by MarchingBandKid January 14, 2016