MOUNT THAT TROUT

When dat pussy too fish to be a dish and you have to abandon your oral plans and skip straight to fuckin'!

Alt.: "MOUNT THE TROUT"

Tony: Yo!..how dat pussy taste last night?
Joe: No good, homie. I had to MOUNT THAT TROUT!

by breaker413 September 23, 2016

Golden Trout

When a big headed person tries to say they not wearing a redfish hat, and tries to play it off.

Paul- "Nah brah, this isn't a redfish hat, you stupid, it's a golden trout.."

by THE-P.Bader-Disruptor January 18, 2022

Extreme trouting

a person committing the act of a major fail

Tom slipped on the ice, broke his new shoes, ripped his pants and was late for work, thus committing Extreme trouting.

by kingofdeadspace December 6, 2011

Pole Trout

A female stripper; exotic dancer.

"Let's go throw some dollar bills at pole trouts tonight bud! Yee yee!"

by McHesp July 19, 2017

sewer trout

Condom (used) flushed down a toilet. From the rough resemblence to a fish in its unrolled state.

by Anonymous December 11, 2002

brown trout

a turd that won't go away despite repeated flushing. not neccisarily a floater
turd, crap,caca,poop,toilet,john, flush

brother:i had to flush the john four times, but i finally got the little brown trout to go downstream
sister: it still stinks
brother: not as much as you

by t045t May 18, 2011

circle trout

Circle trout are very rare... Oncorhynchus anusswimus
They are thought to be closely related to the corn-eyed brown trout, but nobody has ever been able to properly identify and document them.
This is largely due to the fact that when the circle trout is alarmed, it begins to swim in tighter and tighter circles until finally the trout swims up it's own ass and ceases to exist. A sport fishery did exist for circle trout in the early 50's, but it quicly died out as anglers sought out fish they could actually catch...

"What was that? A circle trout?"
"I caught a bunch of circle trout today, but never got to see them..."

by NickTheGreat November 5, 2008