tampon

Someone who gets in your way and stops you in the flow of life. Kind of like a cock blocker.

"Shit, stop being a tampon!" or " I cant stand it when you come in here and disrupt me when I am in the flow, stop being a tampon!"

by hold da applaz January 31, 2010

Tampon Taster

A person with a REALLY crappy job

Look at that Tampon Taster over there, he sprays coating on the Queen Mary every day.

by HUMANDICTIONARY July 12, 2006

tampon

a delicious cotton pad wrapped in cotton candy that when taken out of coochie is soaked in fruit punch flavored blood, and then eaten by the girl who used it😏😏

her tampon looked 😋

by oglegendboss2677 October 15, 2019

Take out your tampon

Phrase directed towards someone who is acting like a chicken shit or pussy, about something that is not a big deal.

Joe, Bob, and I were going to pull some pussy, we asked Tim to go with us and he said "no, I'm not sure if I want to fuck a hooker" we told him "take out your tampon and live a little", so he did.

by Goldielox September 28, 2010

Dirty Tampon

A Dumb Bitch who fakes being Jake Paul's wife for fame and views. Known in the past as Snake Bitch.

Dirty Tampon - Keemstar 2017

We should burn down that retard Dirty Tampon's house...

by Just Malcolm May 2, 2018

tampon

the ultimate fun sponge

M: Honey lets have sex

F: We can't this week i'm on the rag

M: Fart!! tampons are the ultimate fun sponge

by Alfred Pennyworth 2 April 13, 2008

Tampon

A Red Prius

Jim drives a tampon

by Kingofthenorth16 December 3, 2011