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Moses

Moses was a baby when he was drawn from the river by Pharaoh’s daughter.
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Moses

the hero of old, capital God’s own servant who somehow possessed him in order to create his grand plan on earth and heaven
Moses was the only true chosen one of God aside from Jesus
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Moses Lights

The instant and simultaneous parting of all motor vehicles on a busy or stationary road when the driver can see the flashing blue lights of a police car or ambulance coming up behind them.
1.Moses held out his hand over the Red sea, and the LORD drove the sea back.
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.

Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.

2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!
by Recudorp October 22, 2013
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Mose

The fat long dick nigga who is funny and married Mariah Carey
I wish Mose would come fuck this pussy up!
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Moses Moment

The psychological response by black Americans (or other African descendant) upon learning their true identity as a Hebrew Israelite (i.e., biblical descendent of the children of Israel) resulting in an anger response towards their oppressors. The length and intensity of this response varies per person, which may be impacted by the level of their oppression.

See Exodus 2:11-12 for Moses’s story of slaying the oppressor of “his people.”

Term loosely based on cartoonist Aaron McGruder’s “N*gga Moment”: "A moment in which ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro male; causing him to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner, i.e. like a n***a." --Huey Freeman, first definition
Jason had his Moses moment after watching a video on YouTube.
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Stone Moses

set in their ways?
by Wizardofahhhhhhhs September 9, 2018
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Moses

Has the biggest cock in the world and al the girls love him....big and manly guy and hot as fuck..
moses is so hot
by johnnny mignlish March 30, 2023
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