threesome chicken

threesome chicken is a game played by two people competing for the same person's affections. the object of the game is to pretend you'd be interested in a threesome in an attempt to scare away the competition. whoever holds out the longest gets the girl/guy. in the event of a tie, an unwanted threesome occurs.

"i was probably going to get laid until mike challenged me to threesome chicken. i could sense his desperation and knew it would be best to just forfeit."

by thrash gordon March 2, 2014

friendship-threesome

1. having a threesome with your friends aka friends with benefits
2. friend group of 3

"hey, you guys down for a friendship-threesome?"
"just say your horny David, no one says 'friendship-threesome'."
"Andy, I know you've been bottoming the most lately but don't take that out on David."

by mmm...chicken January 16, 2021

Bee's threesome

A woman blowing a guy and impregnating a woman with his load

Mary had a Bee's threesome with the couple down the street last night.

by Zicoesk March 15, 2020

Threesome

A thing that theater kids have in bathrooms

"Omg they're having a threesome!"

by hotterthanyourgirlfriend November 27, 2023

Adobe Threesome

Your Adobe Product, and Browser, fucking the Ram until it doesn't want to work anymore.

OH NO! I Accidentally left the YouTube tab open while After Effects is running! I better close it before it starts an Adobe Threesome!

by starpelly July 25, 2020

unicorn threesome

When 3 people have unicorn horns (dildos) on their heads and they all get fucked simultaneously whilst on their knees which makes a fuck circle.

"Since we're all dressed like unicorns for Halloween, we should have a unicorn threesome!"

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

Belgium threesome

Having sexual intercourse with your wife and girlfriend simultaneously.

I can't believe you convinced your wife into a Belgium threesome. That's crazy!

by Zctr December 8, 2024