jabbas pad

jabbas 2 car garage that was turned into the ultimate fucken rootin facility and at the grand openin there was a massive fucken orgy n it was filmed. all the floors al walls r like cushions n shit so fucken anywhere ur bangin u will be comfortable. n fucken onli sik cunts and hot bitches r allowed in n shit n if u try get in without jabbas conscent hes a big blak fucken cunt so look out he may get a kunt to root u in the asshole and or penetrate you in other holes. all in all jabbas fucken pad is soo good u can fuken hav the best root n shit n even if ur tryin to root a chik thats fucken frigate n shit if u take her 2 the pad u will hav a fucken instant easy root.

Ben: fuck man i was tryin 2 root this chik for like 2 years n she wouldnt do it until....
tommo: u took her to jabbas pad?
Ben: fuk oath guyz n then she was easy as shit

by benjohnson April 28, 2005

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pussy pad

A protective pad worn on the crotch region to protect it in contact sports. Usually worn by women, it is dense and bendable unlike the hard plastic cup a man might wear.

Good thing that girl was wearing a pussy pad or that shot would have bruised her snatch.

by Rexander July 20, 2008

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Diddle Pad

1. male or female genitalia

2. electronic board on a hot tube

she was freakin' on my diddle pad

by bamF65 August 27, 2010

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cautionary pad

A cautionary pad is one that you wear when your period is basically over but you're too scared not to wear one in case bloody pussy juice gets all on you

I can't have sex today I need to wear my cautionary pad

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piddle-padding

The act of rubbing your dick on everything.

"Ozzy was piddle-padding all around your bed and I just wanna know if he's been washed because I don't wanna get AIDs"
"What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair??"
"RollAIDS"
hahahaha

by ChinChilla Cilla April 25, 2011

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