golden seat

perpetual dibs on a particular seat. does not apply just to vehicles - may be used anywhere. when you leave your seat, if you call golden seat then you get your seat back indefinitely.

amy rae called golden seat on my new pimped out ride, that beeyotch

by Karen S. April 21, 2006

dirty seats

1: When the sitting apparatus (sometimes in a bus) get filthy and covered in splooge and the creamofsomeyoungguy as two people fuck like dirty little bitch felchers on them.

2: A pair of tits

1: Man, I meat some mad bus cunt the other day and we fucked like dirty little bitch felchers and made mad dirty seats.
2: Nice, what did the girl look like?
1: It was your mum you sick little cunt-features.

by Pimp-Master J May 20, 2006

preacher seat

when your gettin a bj while taking a shit

my girl got me a preacher seat the other night

by buzzR February 17, 2008

Seat Pickled

When two men are driving in a vehicle and the passenger reaches over and massages the drivers nether regions until a climax that results in a frothy mixture of cum and sweat that remains forever imbedded within the material of the seat.

Jimmy reached across the center console of the car and seat pickled Jack.

by TheWhabbitThumper February 18, 2020

Seat of epiphanies

A place where you have primarily have realizations, typically a toilet.

Yo Kendra, I just had a eureka moment on the seat of epiphanies.

by Grand Duke Ferdinand December 20, 2021

seat 21

seat 21: child masterbated seamen most likey referenced when talking about a school bus

oh my god you did not just seat 21 on the school bus why didn’t you wait till you got home to watch hentai

by SEAT 21 May 22, 2022

3 seat

One of the biggest retards And/or fatties in the boat

Wow George Burny in 3 seat is the biggest spastic

by Greenos October 29, 2019