Lettuce leaf

(V.) A phrase used when referring to a chick you find extremely attractive, i.e. One whose ass you would wipe with a lettuce leaf, and then eat said leaf.

"Dude, check her out! I'd so lettuce leaf her!"

by ChockNorris November 11, 2017

Leaf Twisted

to be mad high

"Last night I bought a game and burned" -1st nigga

"What game?" -2nd nigga

"Not a video game u ho ass nigga, I got leaf twisted" -1st nigga

"Your a dumbass bitch" -3rd nigga

by JayzenKid June 16, 2009

Leaf Girl

A woman usually under the age of 30 who obsesses with the falling and changing of leaf colors. Common phrases include but are not limited to: "omg those leafs are so pretty!; they're changing! and *sigh* isn't fall the best. Leaf girls are usually identifiable with a social media profile pic that includes them throwing leafs into the air.

"Oh boy I'm dating a leaf girl" - bf who was tricking into a "spontaneous photoshoot"
"Those darn leaf girls are back" - local groundskeeper

by IamtheGlobglogabgalab April 1, 2021

leaf blower

When a person has to fart and they put there hand in a cup formation and point it towards the gentails. They then release there gas.

Dan laughed as performed a leaf blower on his balls.

by Chris Bellingham January 19, 2005

tea leaf

an insecure, bitchy, indecisive, selfish, snitchy, penis sucking, sadistic flesh bag of not even a person but a fucking tea leaf that gets stuck in your throat

Person 1: Man Sarah is such a tea leaf!
Person 2: Ik right lol

by usertail March 7, 2020

tea leaf

a jackass, retard, dumbass, unintelligent person, one who is ignorant and doesnt know any better.

person 1- did you understand that joke?
person 2- uhhh noooo, did you???
person 1- you friggin tea leaf.

by Ashrafistheman January 22, 2006

leaf thief

someone who doesn't pay for there own pot

hey bro quit being a leaf thief and go buy your own jib

by S.J.24 April 1, 2011