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Sonoran Handshake

When two males obtain a Q-Tip with each end dipped in hot sauce and insert each end of the Q-Tip into their penises. The first one to pull away is the inferior man.
Man 1: I challenge you to a Sonoran Handshake!
Man 2: Challenge accepted!

Together the men douse each end of the Q-Tip in hot sauce and insert the ends into their penises. Both men glare into each other’s eyes when finally Man 1 pulls away in agony, thus declaring Man 2 as the superior male.
by SirBiggles May 17, 2018
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French handshake

An act of shaking someone's hand with the right hand and squeezing their balls with the left
The French are always fond of giving a French handshake to the United States
by David Tsal November 20, 2004
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deluxe handshake

A "man's" handshake. When you squeeze someone's hands so hard that you make them kneel down from the pain that you are inflicting on their knuckles.

Typically done by redneck and trailer folk on unsuspecting people.
Me: So Mike, what's a deluxe handshake?
Mike: It's what I did to Pastor Cesar when I first met him. I had him praying to me in front of everyone.
by /b/illy Ray S. October 6, 2017
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Prep Handshake

The act of firmly grasping another male's penis when greeting one another, while erect. Then vigorously moving it up and down, as if it were shaking a hand.
I hadn't seen evan scollard all year so when I saw him in the halls I exuberantly gave him a Prep Handshake.
by Brotastrophe August 19, 2010
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Manchester handshake

a common sight in the north of England is a man walking down the street with his hands down his pants, playing with his balls. Should he meet an acquaintance, they will invariably shake hands and exchange ball sweat.
They fired me on Monday, so I gave my boss a Manchester handshake...
by gerrouadat July 18, 2013
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contra handshake

The act of a unique handshake, in which you place your hand in the formation of a letter 'C', then proceeding to grab the forearm of the given recipient, so in turn, both subjects' hands are latched onto their counterparts forearm, then proceed to grunt & behave in a macho army fashion.
"What, you scored 20 bucks!? CONTRA HANDSHAKE!"
"Thank you, my brother-in-arms... (Contra Handshake)"
by Johnson Smith Esq. December 9, 2008
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Rochester Handshake

It's when you literally just have sex. That's all. Anything that counts as having sex can be referred to as a Rochester Handshake.
Bro my roommate is dead asleep right now, you up for a cheeky Rochester Handshake?
by shneydermane February 23, 2022
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