Crispy Beef

Anything of the crusty nature. So unimaginably crusty, you need to exclaim with such indignity.

Oh, my, god. ALISSA! Have you seen your hair!! IT LOOKS LIKE CRISPY BEEF GO SHOWER YOU TWAT NUGGET!!!

by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021

crispy mister

A crispy mister is a name for an incredible saucy french sandwich, drizzled in thick hot white cum sauce.. Also known as a cummy cruster, a creamy dumpster, or a cummy dumpster.

"That chick is quite the crispy mister."

"Yeah, she's always drenched in hot cream sauce."

by Crispy Brittany September 29, 2017

jah crispy

sal from impractical jokers

holy shit its jah crispy

by jah crispy August 5, 2019

Crispy Nut

A Crispy Nut is when you are about to cum and a gust/puff of air is discharged fom the penis instead of them man juices. A Crispy Nut only occurs when a man 'Has no more Nuts to give' because he has made his quota.

Tiffany-"I thought my boyfriend was about to shoot a massive load on my face, instead he gave me a Crispy Nut"

by DigBick@23 May 26, 2016

crispy cold

Really cold; your skin gets crispy

Y’all it’s crispy cold outside.

by 🤷🏿‍♀️ November 16, 2019

Crispy Kicks

Brand new, stylish unique shoes, fresh kicks that look nice

Whoa, where'd you get them crispy kicks from?

Yeah, she saw my kicks, they were crispy as hell

by Mike Jones 2323 October 31, 2011

Crispy Status

Crispy status is bein able to avoid ANY activity including sex drugs and clubs to be on irc and still be cool, Crispy status also allows you to join irc at ANY age and still be cool.. with Crispy status you can be any brand of geek or nerd and still have fans

dcieVe` and om3ga will one day have Crispy status

by dcieve September 4, 2008