When you lick out a bum hole after someone has gone to the toilet and you get little crispy bits of poo in your mouth.
Crispy cakes were just falling out of her bum. Licked her bumhole out and it was covered with crispy cakes.
by ZakSoithongsukkkk December 11, 2011
A sock used to collect ejaculate, then hidden under the bed and left to dry out.
A dried-up spaff-sock.
A dried-up spaff-sock.
Nicola walked into Smithy's bedroom to collect his dirty washing, and was horrified to discover a crispy sue carefully stashed under his pillow.
by Cockfoster June 17, 2023
A crispy mister is a name for an incredible saucy french sandwich, drizzled in thick hot white cum sauce.. Also known as a cummy cruster, a creamy dumpster, or a cummy dumpster.
by Crispy Brittany September 25, 2017
The crispiest of them all. gets all the bitches, has sex with your mother. Generally a cool dude, trys to eat tables and kettles
Person 1) Yooo look its DrispY CrispY!
Person 2) I know!, He said he gets all the bitches!!! wonder where my mum was last night
Person 2) I know!, He said he gets all the bitches!!! wonder where my mum was last night
by DrispY March 06, 2022
by Mike Jones 2323 May 31, 2011
Crispy status is bein able to avoid ANY activity including sex drugs and clubs to be on irc and still be cool, Crispy status also allows you to join irc at ANY age and still be cool.. with Crispy status you can be any brand of geek or nerd and still have fans
by dcieve June 28, 2006