Bathroom Breakdance

When you're experiencing that urgent need to go and rush to the lavatory only to find you've tied your windpants in a knot.

Cripes, that was a close call. Really had to pee and couldn't access my unmentionables due to a knot in my windpants. Had to do a bathroom breakdance.

by Norman Bates' Mother January 8, 2018

Carpeted Bathroom

Worst thing to exist ever. A girl from my theatre class has a thing for them. Why?

Carpeted Bathrooms shouldn't be a thing

"Look at all the mold in my Carpeted Bathroom"

by TheatreCrackhead September 26, 2019

bathroom puzzle

When you're wearing pajamas that are held up by a string. You go to the bathroom and try to untie them quickly but it gets stuck and becomes an infuriating puzzle.

If I run into another bathroom puzzle with these, I swear to god...

by pseudo nympho May 30, 2016

Bathroom Strat

In team games, the strategy of hiding and baiting your team while they are fighting and need your assistance, then continuing to play as slowly as possible. Originating from PUBG when a teammate would hide inside a bathroom during a squad battle leaving his team to die.

Player 1: "Where is player 3?! We need help"
*Players 1, 2, and 4 die and begin spectating player 3 hiding in a bathroom*
Everyone: "ahhh running the bathroom strat. I'll be back in a few minutes"

by Veritas28 February 23, 2019

Katya’s Bathroom

Something that is super far

Omg, I am too lazy to go there, it’s too far, it’s like at Katya’s bathroom.

by Katyaroommate March 10, 2022

Bathroom Toilet

For some reason, the best place to write, think, draw, scroll though memes, or think about all the wasted potential you had.

Random person: Did they just bring their phone in the bathroom?!? Are they going to watch *Naughties*
You: Oh, no, I’m going to write all my book ideas down on the bathroom toilet and then cry.

by Annon5697216 March 23, 2022

target bathroom

A target bathroom is where you took the biggest fucking shat all over the sink where after you left you had to come back to the bathroom to wipe your ass more

Is that the target bathroom better go back to wipe your ass

by Ur mom is Candice December 9, 2019