a babe in the woods

a defenseless person; a naive, young person

He's just a babe in the woods. He needs someone to protect him.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

Nursed the wood

nursing the wood means when you're rolling up your medical marijauna in a backwood, it comes out nice and fat with no flaws.

My homie Ollie just nursed the wood yo!

by Boonmckaw March 9, 2015

wailing woods

a place where no one goes unless they are building a sky base

lets go wailing woods and hide from everybody.

by 420NoscopeBlazeboi May 13, 2018

Losing Wood

loosing your sexual arousal (totally independent of gender), because f.e. the object of desire talk to much or is doing something, that is killing your vibe.

Stella: *starts kissing Ted*
Ted: *not kissing her* "George Lucas based the film's structure on Akira Kurosawa's The Hidden Fortress. He also owes a debt to Campbell's work with comparative mythology."
Stella: "Yeah, Ted, I'm losing wood over here. What's going on?"

by z4kk February 1, 2017

Mr wood

A creepy hoe (that is probably your science teacher) and stares at girls (probably named kahina) and gets boners from talking to little boys named Jay

kahina: walks into science
Mr wood: >;)
Kahina: ......
Jay: rocks up late to class
Mr wood: *gets a stiffy*

by a hoes mad June 15, 2019

hit the wood

Smoke a blunt.

I’m high asf I don’t even know why I hit the wood

by Hit the Woodman February 8, 2022

Wood Splitter

Any action, phrase, idea or otherwise that turns a man off. As a result, causing him to no longer be hard.

Guy 1: "I hear that Lena only likes to be a submissive."

Guy 2: "Ah.. well, that's a wood splitter."

by The Archendarrrggghhhkener December 10, 2020