ultimate human

the ultimate human is a sex move, whereas an individual has his hands, feet, and head, inside of 5 other individual's anuses. The individual who is preforming the ultimate human must be named Timothy Jordan
John: Hey buddy how was your night?
Tim: Yeah i pulled a wicked casual ultimate human on my son and his friends
by SpookBones February 08, 2018
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the ultimate finish

The act of having sex with someone and when you finish, you slit there throat after you finish
I was role playing with my wife. My role was a convicted murderer. So when I finished. I grabbed a knife and killed her.
That's what gave me the ultimate finish.
by Tardotheassmonkey June 23, 2017
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Ultimate ratio

It's when a tweet get's more like's then the other but the orginal tweet needs to be lower than the poplution of the vaquita and the ratio giver tweet need's to be higher than the Javan rhino.
Twitter user: replace Dream is sucks with Women dosen't seem funny now is it? 3 likes
Chad:Ratio 102
Twitter user 2: Holy fuck that ultimate ratio you destroyed them!
by Dioxide62 June 03, 2021
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The Ultimate Checkmate

When you have sex with your current landlord's daughter in the room she once lived in
The Ultimate Checkmate has officially been completed.
by three3dashes August 27, 2012
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Ultimate Procrastinator

Zain write ur goddamn fantasies
Zain stop being the fucking ultimate procrastinator and write your goddamn episodes before I bomb you.
by BingBongUrMom October 11, 2020
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ultimate chad

The man who has the most dominant and powerful aura surrounding him.
Cole: “Did you see Big E hit that backflip before?”

Mike: “I did, he’s the ultimate chad”
by SligBomey March 28, 2021
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