Phil Swift

Literally God... Members of the Swiftus church worship Phil Swift practically 24/7.

Phil Swift bless you

I celebrate Swiftmas, not Christmas

by Phil Swift Is Actually God October 4, 2019

Taylor Swift

The Music Industry

Taylor Swift is The Music Industry.

by beckybaka May 15, 2021

Taylor Swift

A goddess who is worshiped by millions around the world. Many people pray to Taylor Swift by sacrificing dead cows and their children.

Person 1: Who's Taylor Swift
Person 2: The best person to walk the planet
Person H: FUCK YEAH

by mydadisbaldlmao March 30, 2022

Taylor Swift

A phenomenal singer/songwriter whos music has literally saved my life. She is THE MUSIC INDUSTRY and the exact definition of talent. If you have nothing nice to say about her.... nobody needs to hear it. She went from country to pop to indie and back again and did it "swiftly ". She is 32 and was born in west reading in 1989 hence the title of her 100% pop album. STREAM RED TAYLORS VERSION LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! Seriously the album is good i swear. :)

Taylor Swift's evermore got nominated for a grammy

by lovinghimwasred February 18, 2022

Taylor Swift

Music Industry

Taylor swift is the music industry

by w1llow November 22, 2021

Papa Swift

Papa Swift is Phil Swift from the Flex Tape Infomercials made popular by JonTron in “Waterproofing My Life With FLEX TAPE - JonTron” which turned into a Meme

Papa Swift is the Greatest thing!

by DeadAssDeadInside April 15, 2019

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift aka the music industry

-Hey do you know how is Taylor Swift?
- Yes omg, she is the music industry

by alisonswift February 11, 2021