Steven

Fat fucking whale that will eat all the twinkies in your house.

John: Did you see Steven today?
Derrick: Of course I did how couldn’t you? He’s the size of fucking Russia!

by Mclovinit2001brotha May 21, 2019

Steven

The lamest root you will ever encounter. Kissing? Dont bother.

Aint nothing sexy ever came from a stevens.

Laura: "oohh.. that guy's a bit alright"
Sharn: " No. No stevens"

by K2DaC June 9, 2018

Steven

The biggest fucking douchebag in the world. Tiniest dick in existence. And the most unloyal friend. Thinks he's good at sports.

Steven: did you see me make that lay up? who do you think is the best player on A team?

everyone: no one fucking cares

by owen eddy March 19, 2018

steven

what most chinese people name their kids in america

(asian boy) hi my names steven

by 1227736218L March 4, 2019

clint stevens

Someone who does not wake up when they say they will.

"You were supposed to start streaming 3 hours ago! Your such a clint stevens."

by Kegter November 12, 2016

Steven Wilson

Extremely talented multi-instrumentalist, vocalist, lyricist, and producer. Most noted for beginning Porcupine Tree; one of the best Prog bands ever and one of the few to rival the likes of Tool or Dream Theater. Has done multiple side projects with other noteable musicians such as Mikael Akerfeldt and Tim Bowness. Quite alot of his songs sound like they are about rape, but they definitely aren't ear-rape.

Dude:Did you hear Kanye West killed himself?
Lebowski: No way! Why?
Dude: He heard a Porcupine Tree Track.
Lebowski: Ahh... makes sense.

Dude1: Man... Steven Wilson has more talent in his beard than all Pop musicians combined.
Dude2: Steven Wilson doesn't have a beard.
Dude1: Exactly.

by Narwhalsrkewl June 27, 2013

Clint Stevens

A streamer that loves to choke, usually seen speed running Mario and halfway through the run he goes to do something else like play Connect Four with T-Pain.

My brother is SUCH a Clint Stevens, he always bails out of things midway!

by 6_Oz#8006 May 10, 2018