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Old Man Kip

Mid afternoon, when a wave of tiredness just overwhelms you, take an OMK… Just like a Siesta really
Well, I’m off for an Old Man Kip (OMK) !!!
by Count Shillitoe May 29, 2022
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Old Man Jenkins Appreciation Day

SpongeBob old guy appreciation day is 2/11 every year.
“Hey dude, do ya know what day it is?”

“No, I’m not a lonesome dude who gets no b!tches and aces every test then gets mauled by a bear every day.”

“It’s old man Jenkins appreciation day!”
“Nice, have a great day man.”
“Thanks you too!”
by bootifulduckie February 11, 2022
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Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today
Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!
by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021
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Old man nipples

As I walked into the family changeroom I saw Old man nipples.
by Twin07 July 17, 2021
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Old man in the bathtub

An old man that is in a bathtub.
by anonymous May 24, 2021
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Old Man Yaoi

Old Man Yaoi is a specific brand of Yaoi- Japanese gay erotic/romantic manga, in which the two characters in love are old. More often people use the term to describe fiction relationships containing old men that are from other types of media.
Person 1: "What are you reading?"
Person 2: "Oh, it's Hilson Mpreg Fanfiction. They're my favorite Old Man Yaoi."
by yaoiyurisnorterguuuuulp January 3, 2025
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old man drool

After you pee and you put your cock away before the last few drops..
I was at my old ladies house and got old man drool on my jeans..
by TerableT May 20, 2023
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