by anonymous May 24, 2021

How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.
“Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”
by grimm23 December 13, 2023

by Pebbles B August 31, 2023

When a person acts as they comprehend what are you saying, then walk away and they did comprehend at all. They repeat the information incorrectly.
by Abbysworld April 10, 2021

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.
“Old Man Sam slapped me!”
“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”
“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”
by MJM2020 December 3, 2018

“Hey dude, do ya know what day it is?”
“No, I’m not a lonesome dude who gets no b!tches and aces every test then gets mauled by a bear every day.”
“It’s old man Jenkins appreciation day!”
“Nice, have a great day man.”
“Thanks you too!”
“No, I’m not a lonesome dude who gets no b!tches and aces every test then gets mauled by a bear every day.”
“It’s old man Jenkins appreciation day!”
“Nice, have a great day man.”
“Thanks you too!”
by bootifulduckie February 11, 2022

When oral sex is engaged with an elderly male and he ejaculates wherever and the old man juice must be dried before the "Old Man Crunch" can be done. Once dried, take the dried old man juice, put it in ones mouth and make out.
(After ejaculation into the woman's hand.)
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*
The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*
The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
by Cleetus Brown July 14, 2010
