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dick mush

Someone who is similar to bag of dicks, but much worse. The dicks have soaked so long in their own douche juices that they still look likes dicks but the minute they are around other people they collapse into the most unpleasant person you have ever met.
Man, Derek has been a bag of dicks for so long he's now a bag of dick mush.
by hobiwan February 18, 2014
mugGet the dick mushmug.

Mush upton

He is a little body and has a small penis. He was voted the most ugly person in the US
That new student at our school is a mush upton
by Brian445 September 13, 2016
mugGet the Mush uptonmug.

mush

A word used by chavs to greet other chavs.
Or used multiple times in a message to make them look hard, when it makes them look like a complete c**t !
Often used by football fans of the rotund shape with sweaty / smelly football shirts on.
Alright mush .. you going tonight mush ?
Yes mush
by Asitis121 January 4, 2024
mugGet the mushmug.

mush

The guy at the coffee shop has a mush on Jeff.
by Mtopo May 11, 2009
mugGet the mushmug.

mushe

Meaning mans sperm. Came from a rushed shorthand of the word mushroom.
You have a little mushe on your face.
by Jose April 6, 2005
mushe you mushed
by on need to know bases August 10, 2022
mugGet the mushemug.

Mush

5'0 105 Pound Degenerate Gambler. Drives over the speed limit almost always, and has not hit a bet since the Eagles won the Super Bowl.
Hey Mush, how much did you loose this weekend?
by cmatttt October 12, 2021
mugGet the Mushmug.

Mushing Softies

When two penises are pressed together to form a clay like structure. Can be achieved either vertically or horizontally. Popular in the middle eastern country of Kuwait according to whisper.
We took our pants down and we’re mushing softies until he got hard, bro, I’m not gay bro.
by Friendlyjunkie May 10, 2018
mugGet the Mushing Softiesmug.

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