A very small Iowa town that sucks the souls from those who habitate there. Quite possibly the gateway to Hell. Also known as, "Haverhell".
"I lived in Haverhill, Iowa for a few years and surprisingly made it out alive... My heart is still beating, but most of my soul was destroyed by Haverhell".
by sYDNEYb June 27, 2017
Get the Haverhill, Iowamug. An orgy that takes place in the mid west with 13 men and 2 women where they insert a jar of pickles up your rectum then proceed to masturbate with it two at a time, then you put the feces of another member up your own ass, then everyone has a pillow fight naked and oiled up.
by glenn quagmire_ May 28, 2025
Get the Iowa cornstalk partymug. When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.
Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.
Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.
Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.
by Dictocracker May 22, 2018
Get the Iowa City firehosemug. 
Get the Iowamug. by anonymous January 21, 2022
Get the iowamug. A place that is in the middle of bum fuck egypt. A town where tweakers and overly know it alls live. They are some crazy fuckers, and very family based. Drugs, and euphoria surrounds the area, along with bullshit cops. Don't fuck with somebody from Lz.
Laurens Iowa-
"Damn where she from?..." "Her? She's a straight Lz bitch man."
"Where did you get that fine dope from?!" "Lz man, the finest place for dope."
"Damn where she from?..." "Her? She's a straight Lz bitch man."
"Where did you get that fine dope from?!" "Lz man, the finest place for dope."
by Overlydressedtable March 13, 2018
Get the Laurens Iowamug. by YungButtpiss October 31, 2023
Get the Iowa hotmug.