Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.
Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”
Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”
Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”
Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”
Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”
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