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midnight haircut

Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.
Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”

Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”

Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”
by DonnyDancer47 December 9, 2021
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hickory haircut

When a cop whacks somebody on the head with his night stick
The cops gave all the Baltimore rioters a nice hickory haircut
by Robbins Mitchell April 29, 2015
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Wearing hats with haircut

Basically if you wear a hat after you get a haircut you get 0 bitches and you fat and ugly.
Wearing hats with haircut .Smithy wor his hat that can only mean his haircut got fucked.
by Elver Gallarga June 4, 2022
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Dick-Sucking Haircut

A haircut often seen on subs in gay porn. It looks like some BTS head-ass haircut. It's like a bowl cut, between ASIAN and EDGAR
"This haircut makes me look like I'm good at sucking DICK!!!" - Lorenzo, who has a dick-sucking haircut.
by Floofy.exe January 9, 2024
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thong haircut

It refers to Donald Trump's unusual hairstyle...named as such because it barely covers the asshole, Can also be used as a derisive. term for a Trump supporter in general.
My neighbor admires the Donald so much , he went out and got a thong haircut
by Simon Trinculo June 16, 2024
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orange county haircut

"it took some time but she finally adopted the orange county haircut."
by totally not emily May 20, 2019
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The iconic phrase from the song King of New York from the musical Newsies

It went viral when a guy sang it and did such a good job that everyone loved it.
My very own bed and an Indoor Toilet, A barbershop haircut that costs a quarter!
by TheOneAndOnlyHersheyTheSnake November 16, 2025
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