The act of edging while sitting at your desk. This can be done by yourself, or with a partner as long as you don't lose your edging streak.
by airconditioner22 June 05, 2024
he's desking me but he won't admit it.
he's practically screaming at me for it but he's claiming that he isn't.
he's practically screaming at me for it but he's claiming that he isn't.
by lisaisnotasimp April 17, 2020
The customer-service counter staffed by Santa’s head elf during the period while Jack Frost had taken over --- and shamelessly commercialized --- the North Pole due to the screwed-up "Santa clause".
Scott Calvin: I tried going to the Curtisy desk to get my Santa status back, but the head elf was totally under Jack Frost's "corporate life" influence, and so he didn't know how to help me; I had to resort to more outrageous measures to regain my rightful "throne".
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
"Bro, whats on your mind?", "Dice, key, desk. "
"That's so random. What, you thinking of going to Ikea?"
"Yeah. Wanna come? Help me search for a (s)key"
sus
"That's so random. What, you thinking of going to Ikea?"
"Yeah. Wanna come? Help me search for a (s)key"
sus
by Blue and Grey November 05, 2021
a question asked directly after someone shits on a desk. this is specifically from southpark(like all offensive things) when cartmen shat on Mr. Mackeys desk
by raybeez April 15, 2022
A pie that sits on the corner of the desk just to rile up that inner fat bastard and create a sense of jealousy when others walk by. Generally of the meat variety often consumed for Linner and if consumed in large quantities results in tight pants.
by Hausco September 15, 2022