if you look up the definition of technology grandma on google, the icon, paget brewster, will come up!
by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020

Media Technologies is an Astana IT University major programm. We are unemployed for the rest of our life. But we slay a lot, serve every outfit and just gay. We suck at calculus lectures nevermind. MT students here not for studying java, we meant to be slayest people in this university of stinky cybersecurity students.
by UrCoquetteGirly February 7, 2024

Technological Integrated Storytelling (or T.I.S.) is the process of storytelling through multiple screens. In order to get the full story the audience is required to to watch various devices such as a TV, computer and or phone etc.
Because today's youth is so electronically advanced, Technological Integrated Storytelling (or T.I.S.) is a modern approach to teaching.
by Jacamo's Dad April 11, 2016

by ballclapperbongopicsfishfillet May 15, 2023

When an individual suddenly (for reasons other than death, a court order or becoming the Little Prince) decides 🤔to completely eliminate their social media footprint.
When you suddenly and for long periods of time ( ie more than 8 hours when you're not sleeping) decide to stop updating your social media feed, you've gone to technology detox.
by Sexydimma October 29, 2023

paget brewster: hey do you know how to fix my computer
steve: sure just unplug it and then plug it back in
paget: okay thanks, by the way im technologically challenged, wanna go out
steve: sure
steve: sure just unplug it and then plug it back in
paget: okay thanks, by the way im technologically challenged, wanna go out
steve: sure
by technologygreatgranny May 23, 2020

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.
The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"
Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.
Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"
Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.
Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"
by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017
