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technology grandma

someone who doesn't know how to use technology
if you look up the definition of technology grandma on google, the icon, paget brewster, will come up!
by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020
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Media Technologies

Media Technologies is an Astana IT University major programm. We are unemployed for the rest of our life. But we slay a lot, serve every outfit and just gay. We suck at calculus lectures nevermind. MT students here not for studying java, we meant to be slayest people in this university of stinky cybersecurity students.
- Hey, what's your major?
- Media Technologies, boo.

- Wow, so you're gay AND depressed.
by UrCoquetteGirly February 7, 2024
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Technological Integrated Storytelling (or T.I.S.)

Technological Integrated Storytelling (or T.I.S.) is the process of storytelling through multiple screens. In order to get the full story the audience is required to to watch various devices such as a TV, computer and or phone etc.
Because today's youth is so electronically advanced, Technological Integrated Storytelling (or T.I.S.) is a modern approach to teaching.
by Jacamo's Dad April 11, 2016
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Technology Green Salad

its green, very technology. ann d almsot a salad..?! echmp;pgy
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Technology detox

When an individual suddenly (for reasons other than death, a court order or becoming the Little Prince) decides 🤔to completely eliminate their social media footprint.
When you suddenly and for long periods of time ( ie more than 8 hours when you're not sleeping) decide to stop updating your social media feed, you've gone to technology detox.
by Sexydimma October 29, 2023
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technologically challenged

someone who doesn't know how to fix her computer and asks someone how to do it
paget brewster: hey do you know how to fix my computer
steve: sure just unplug it and then plug it back in
paget: okay thanks, by the way im technologically challenged, wanna go out

steve: sure
by technologygreatgranny May 23, 2020
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technological act of god

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"
by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017
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