When you soak your tampons in only the finest French champagnes. Such as a Salon Blanc de Blancs Le Mesnil-sur-Oger 2002. or a Pol Roger Sir Winston Churchill. Chilled is best, the champagne and the tampon.
"J'ai trempé mon tampon uniquement dans le meilleur champagne français" - How you tell people you are doing the French Tampon.
by Le Chatouilleur Français March 7, 2023
Get the The French Tamponmug. This is an orgy based activity where someone cums into the mouth of another's with a fresh blood dripping tampon, being swaped with saliva and spit with other love bits, this process with be repeated person to person, mouth to mouth, blood, cum, and other body fluids mixing together like concrete, until it reaches the last victim, from therefore, they will then return that evening's unique concoxin, to the rightful owner of the hot chocolate mug that the kids drink out of, now to the climax of this activity where the person who cums first must drink the special cocktail tampon and all.
by Redrocket912 December 18, 2021
Get the Tampon TeaBagmug. A tampon torpedo is when a girl pulls out her bloody tampon, sticks it in her ass, and farts shooting the tampon out like a torpedo
by Ace102007 April 22, 2020
Get the tampon torpedomug. by Paul Phinebaum June 4, 2021
Get the Targaryen tamponmug. A big wad of toilet paper crushed together and shaped like a finger that you stuff up into your nostril to stop a nose bleed.
by Unkle Foreplay September 2, 2010
Get the Nostril Tamponmug. the process of ripping out the girls tampon while she is asleep and put glue on it and shove it back into her vagina and put glue on it and stick it back in
by helter skeltor September 9, 2014
Get the tainted tamponmug. by nnuus February 10, 2019
Get the tampon princessmug.