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Rouser-in-my-Trouser

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someone who wins the annoying competition against DoNaLd TrUmP
annoying little seven years old girl: wheres mom? wheres pop? wheres my candy? wheres my lamp i put on the street yesterday to be stolen? where is my dead cat? where was my poop flushed..i want it back!! where did all the chickens disappear?!!
older bro: Quit it!dumb idiot you are a serious Rouser-in-my-trouser man!
by phasadi May 10, 2017
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Anyone who would like to play with your "joystick".
"Oh Monica! God bless your soul! You sure make for a wonderful trouser pilot! I bet you could suck-start a Harley"! or... "Bill was a natural trouser pilot- he could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch"!... mmm
by Scrabbleddie August 5, 2007
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vagina trouser

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a cleverly shaped piece of cloth designed to hold the external labia from slapping each other and create the much dreaded "vaginal slapping noise", also referred to as a "snatchsmack" or a "chesterfield". Normally only happens to overweight women because the fat weighs the flaps of skin down. Sometimes vagina trousers are equipped with absorbant material to collect any unwanted drippage.
"That girl over there is emitting chesterfield as noise pollution! She needs a fucking vagina trouser!
by johnathan edwards December 19, 2007
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trouser scallop

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Colloquial term for a vagina; the female counterpart of male anatomicals terms such as "trouser snake."
Those skinny jeans really emphasized her trouser scallop.
by ladyparts January 17, 2012
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Trouser Turban

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A hat that a salesman wears when he commits total faggotry to a customer. Also known as pulling a tucky.
"Mr Tuck went to his appointment and came out wearing a trouser turban"
by Sponge teeth October 2, 2014
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trouser batter

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possibly after product of Pocket Billiards or Premature Ejaculation - the 'batter' that a man finds covers his sausage
after dry-humping that bookshelf, I had major trouser batter
by John McFloss September 21, 2008
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Hey girl lets have some fun

hmmm sure, should i pull out my double headed trouser snake??

FASHO'!
by huge caaak March 20, 2010
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