A nasty, bad breath, abusive, leaching, wife-beating piece of trash from Brampton Ontario, living in Hamilton Ontario, with anger issues that thinks he's God's gift to women, when in reality he's just an angry little man that abuses his kids and any woman he gets close to.
I heard Jason pulled a Neil Griffin on that bit, he made her think he was in love with her but just gave her chlamydia and punched her in the face
by TrashDash April 29, 2022
by ItchyMibas300 March 20, 2024
The most beautiful girl in the world who will make you happier than anyone alive, sucks cock like a pornstar and loves like no other, from the moment you’ll meet her you’ll want to marry her the moment you meet her, so hold on and never let go.
by Shnsbf July 23, 2022
A fellow of impeccable talent , skill, and class. If If you call someone by this name, you are referring to their outstanding impact they make in whatever they are doing. Often interchangeable with the word "elite" when referring to physique or athletic ability.
Have you seen the level of talent this guy brings to our team? Call him Neil Johnson and give the boy a contract.
by Randall Rogers November 24, 2021
A Neil moment is a way to describe or call a situation in were a person tries to act cool or get attention by saying things like. My Laptop broke or I lost my book. And then you or someone else points out that its a bad thing the person says some deus ex machina crap and says oh wait I fixed it.
Neil: Hey bro just got some weird dots in my eyes from looking at the son.
Me: Yoo you could get blind are you ok?
Neil: Nevermind i just put my hand on my eye and pushed it and its fixed.
Me: Neil moment
Me: Yoo you could get blind are you ok?
Neil: Nevermind i just put my hand on my eye and pushed it and its fixed.
Me: Neil moment
by Zan van April 15, 2022
by PretzelJet June 27, 2015