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bagel hole

The hole of a bagel that is licked by people like extra cream cheese on their bagels. Bagel holes come in all different sizes and each size reflects how a person can lick the bagel hole. Sometimes a bagel hole is used to describe a person who gets licked by other people or someone who is a total loser.
your such a bagel hole, hey i would love to lick her bagel hole, your such a bagel hole whore, can i put some cream cheese in your bagel hole?, sometimes i like to put extra cream cheese in my bagel hole so that when i eat the bagel and the cream cheese gets squeezed into the bagel hole i can lick it out
by the real bagel April 14, 2011
mugGet the bagel holemug.

Bagel burn

When you’re fucking a toasted bagel and the crunchy burnt parts scratch up your dick
Oh man, I was bagel jacking last night now I got bagel burn all up and down my dingaling
by Yennadouble$ June 7, 2018
mugGet the Bagel burnmug.

Moldy Bagel

Did you hear Cody gave moldy bagel last night??!

Yeah, I hear he loved it.
by grooss December 18, 2010
mugGet the Moldy Bagelmug.

Bagel bouncer

When a guy smears his smegma on a guy or chicks asshole and then fucks them while wearing a cock ring to symbolize cream cheese between two bagel buns
I tried to eat his ass out after doing performing a bagel bouncer but it just stunk so bad!
by Dingdongdingdongdingdong May 20, 2023
mugGet the Bagel bouncermug.

Hurt Bagel

A hurt bagel is an adjective used for a person who is violently high. Usually when a person consumes high amounts of THC they may experience symptoms such as couch lock, spacing out, an inability to form coherent sentences etc. Such symptoms indicate that the victim of THC's wrath has become a hurt bagel.
Steve: "Yo look at John over there, he's so blasted! He hasn't said a word in the past hour and he's been staring at that lamp for at least thirty minutes!"
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."
by Stephan422 June 10, 2014
mugGet the Hurt Bagelmug.

Forbidden Bagel

Butthole - generally used as a way to get past censors.
He wanted to eat her forbidden bagel.
by Jroades June 25, 2020
mugGet the Forbidden Bagelmug.

bagel in the bush

When a girl is bored and loves a glem
a:hey man, did you see that bagel in the bush?
b:yeah dude, she was all over that glem
by meal'aieakhsuiab'airh October 18, 2011
mugGet the bagel in the bushmug.

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