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swedish coffee

A type of preparation of coffee, most popular in Sweden, where a coffe cup is filled up less than half way, and a coin is dropped into the bottom. Then, vodka is poured into the coffee until the coin is visible.
Swedish coffee is a dangerous combination of vodka and caffeine.
by Lauraface August 10, 2007
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Swedish Can Opener

Melting Swedish fish into a liquid than use it as a lubricant than after fucking the woman/man eating out the rest of the Swedish fish out of the ass or vagina.
when i have an excess of Swedish fish i enjoy a Swedish can opener.
by ender696969 August 21, 2009
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swedish crank shaft

Where two man stand across for each other grabbing ahold of there own penis with one hand, using there other hand to grab the forearm of their partner, they jerk them off by pulling and pushing the forearm.
I just found out that my girlfriend has a penis, well at least we can still Swedish crank shaft
by ..... . February 14, 2014
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Swedish Love

Swedish Love is the definition of having sex and not saying a single word or touching each other during the process,

Therefor you cannot put your silky manly hands on the women you're showing Swedish Love to, only ram your cock in her ass and cum on the sheet, which has to be black.
"OMG Swedish Love is soooo romantic! I did it when i was sober and virgin, we didn't even talk or touch each other"
by rocketbuttfucker21106 November 20, 2017
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swedishnonbinarykris

swedishnonbinarykris is a very cool amazing lovely tiktok person who is veryvery swedish and very nonbinary. i love swedishnonbianrykirs. #unbanswedishnonbinarykris
i LOVE swedishnonbinarykris”
by berdlypiss April 27, 2022
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swedishnonbinarykris

Cumes from urugey
swedishnonbinarykris says UwU
by YourmomLovesCUM May 3, 2022
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Swedish Logic

Systematic thinking process where you find a reason why something was not your fault, but rather the person who is blaming you for something. Only Swedish people can understand this higher level of thinking and it often confuses and irritate others
Normal guy: You droped my new phone you idiot
Swede: It was your fault so dont blame me
Normal guy: How so you fucking ass
Swede: If you would'nt have tried to take your phone back from me, I would'nt have had to try to keep it from you which was what caused me to drop it. So terefore it was your fault
Normal guy: Thats so dumb, thats swedish logic which im not Smart enough to handle
by usakakan January 25, 2011
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